this deserves more views
Badcop: Oh, hello, Mommy. What are you doing here?
MaCop: Hello, dear. Look what I found clearing out the closets.
Badcop: …! I- is this… It can’t be.
MaCop: It can. I kept it all the years.
MaCop: You have grown so much. But I could never get myself to get rid of your blankie.
((ok enough baby for now))