Posted 2 hours ago

queeraddictedto:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

It’s 4:52am and I’ve been laughing for the past 20 minutes

deep down, you want to be called names, Sherl

Posted 2 hours ago

queeraddictedto:

peetamy:

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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FUCK YOU

After 6 years we’re still not okay.

Posted 2 hours ago

so today I called customer support for my mac

  1. Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
  2. Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
  3. Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
  4. CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
  5. Me: . . .
  6. Me: What did you just say?
  7. CSG: Have you tried turning it-
  8. Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
  9. CSG: . . .
  10. CSG: . . .
  11. CSG: You watch-
  12. Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
  13. CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
  14. Me: YOU BET IT IS.
  15. *two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
  16. CSG: So which episode are you watching?
  17. Me: The Great Game.
  18. CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
  19. Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
Posted 2 hours ago

tarisilmarwen:

jenova-rikku:

my top three frustrating hangers from teen titans. anyone have more?

Well, two out of your three have answers in the tie-in Teen Titans Go! comics (not to be confused with the show of the same name).

Terra:

Unmasked Slade:

(The picture on the wall there.)

Seriously.  There’s a reason I keep telling people to read these.

Posted 2 hours ago

snowbert:

ATTN HUMAN I HAVE A MOUSE

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

crushinonplasticblocks:

i cant get enough of this video

Benny totes checking out BC’s butt awww yeah

look how freaking flithy BC is. Could’ve dressed up a bit, man.

Emmet and Benny are v. impressed by BC’s  mad chair kicking skillz.

emcest is canon???

concop is 100% canon.

no comment.

Posted 1 day ago
toastyjane:

LOOK AT THIS BABY <3 HE LOVES HIS MA COP AND PA COP SO MUCH OMFG <3333

toastyjane:

LOOK AT THIS BABY <3 HE LOVES HIS MA COP AND PA COP SO MUCH OMFG <3333

Posted 1 day ago

You’re Not Alone

writehor:

Chapter Three

On his way home, Bad Cop is suddenly ambushed and captured by rogue Master Builders. Kind of Grittyverse, maybe idk. Involves guns, blood, origins of BC, and a vengeful Master Builder.

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Posted 5 days ago

fshibs:

In humiliation time, I am usually the one being humiliated.